I Woke Up Determined to Drink Less, Eat Right, and Exercise Cocktail Napkins

Add a dose of humor to your next gathering with the “I Woke Up This Morning Determined to Drink Less, Eat Right, and Exercise… But That Was Four Hours Ago… When I Was Younger and Full of Hope” cocktail napkins. Perfect for girls’ night, cocktail parties, book clubs, or luncheons, this witty design is sure to spark laughs and conversation.

A fun addition to any party spread, these napkins also make a memorable hostess gift — simply pair with a favorite bottle of wine for an instant crowd-pleaser.

Each pack includes 20 super-thick, three-ply cocktail napkins measuring 5" x 5", packaged for effortless entertaining or gifting.